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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>Yes, that Chelsea Barraco. Whatever that means.

Writers, angsty twenty-somethings, bored folks at work, CEOs, soccer moms, stay-at-home dads, local celebrities, local nobodies, artists, no-talent assclowns, readers, homebodies, busybodies, bleeding heart liberals, open minded conservatives, musicians, bartenders, friends, neighbors, strangers, hard-workers, chicks, dudes, trannies, foodies, winos, punks, scrubs, and many more are welcome here.</description><title>Little Miss Minx</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @thelittleminx)</generator><link>http://www.chelseabarraco.com/</link><item><title>Will someone please kill this bitch?</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.toonaripost.com/2012/02/supernatural-strange-ufo-news/artist-mutilates-kills-animals-for-exhibitions/"&gt;Will someone please kill this bitch?&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://www.chelseabarraco.com/post/23002891976</link><guid>http://www.chelseabarraco.com/post/23002891976</guid><pubDate>Sun, 13 May 2012 19:21:23 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Everytime I watch “!,000 Ways to Die” I notice that...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3zhsbFCQk1qzapd2o1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Everytime I watch “!,000 Ways to Die” I notice that at least 50% of the deaths are attributed to somebody putting something in his/her butt that should not be there. Dude, stop doing that!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.chelseabarraco.com/post/23002304681</link><guid>http://www.chelseabarraco.com/post/23002304681</guid><pubDate>Sun, 13 May 2012 19:12:11 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>uh huh</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3zhlaL4sv1qzapd2o1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;uh huh&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.chelseabarraco.com/post/23002037942</link><guid>http://www.chelseabarraco.com/post/23002037942</guid><pubDate>Sun, 13 May 2012 19:07:58 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"Ya know, the internet is awesome. Any asshole can type in any statement; with the goal of seeming..."</title><description>“Ya know, the internet is awesome. Any asshole can type in any statement; with the goal of seeming profound- and fuck everything up from the idea, implication, or attribution on his/her choice of social media sharing.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Plato&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://www.chelseabarraco.com/post/23001703772</link><guid>http://www.chelseabarraco.com/post/23001703772</guid><pubDate>Sun, 13 May 2012 19:02:45 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"A good writer is not, per se, a good book critic. No more so than a good drunk is automatically a..."</title><description>“A good writer is not, per se, a good book critic. No more so than a good drunk is automatically a good bartender.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Jim Bishop&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://www.chelseabarraco.com/post/23001334223</link><guid>http://www.chelseabarraco.com/post/23001334223</guid><pubDate>Sun, 13 May 2012 18:56:52 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2qpavWgZO1qhrvngo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://www.chelseabarraco.com/post/21739333138</link><guid>http://www.chelseabarraco.com/post/21739333138</guid><pubDate>Tue, 24 Apr 2012 18:17:35 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Carmen Lana Del Rey</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/L6K8Uq88BEQ?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Carmen Lana Del Rey&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.chelseabarraco.com/post/21714828863</link><guid>http://www.chelseabarraco.com/post/21714828863</guid><pubDate>Tue, 24 Apr 2012 10:21:59 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2zm6tM1qf1qzapd2o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://www.chelseabarraco.com/post/21714565350</link><guid>http://www.chelseabarraco.com/post/21714565350</guid><pubDate>Tue, 24 Apr 2012 10:13:41 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>When can we move to Miami?</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2zm5b2ma81qzapd2o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;When can we move to Miami?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.chelseabarraco.com/post/21714536489</link><guid>http://www.chelseabarraco.com/post/21714536489</guid><pubDate>Tue, 24 Apr 2012 10:12:47 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Simple, healthy seared tuna
Select bright pink, fresh ahi tuna...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2zls1MW2b1qzapd2o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2zls1MW2b1qzapd2o2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2zls1MW2b1qzapd2o3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Simple, healthy seared tuna&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Select bright pink, fresh ahi tuna steaks of sushi grade.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Pat each steak with a paper towel to absorb excess juice/blood.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Season each side of steak with cracked pepper and sea salt&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Rub steaks all over with wasabi paste- (the flavor absorbs into the fish it will not be overwhelming)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Sprinkle sesame seeds on tuna steak.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Steaks can be seared in a pan or grilled.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;To pan sear steaks, add 2 tbs olive oil and 1 tbs Ponzu to a saucepan and heat at high setting. Set steaks in pan and sear 2 minutes on each side. The tuna can be very rare in the center and will be most tender this way, however you can sear each side longer if you desire the steak to be cooked through/less rare.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Serve with rice noodles and bean sprouts, over salad, or cut into small pieces as an appetizer&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.chelseabarraco.com/post/21714277148</link><guid>http://www.chelseabarraco.com/post/21714277148</guid><pubDate>Tue, 24 Apr 2012 10:04:48 -0400</pubDate><category>food</category><category>yummy</category><category>fish</category><category>healthy</category><category>recipes</category></item><item><title>"Leonardo DiCaprio's Most Intense Scrunchy Faces"</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.slate.com/slideshows/arts/leonardo-dicaprio-scrunchy-face.html"&gt;"Leonardo DiCaprio's Most Intense Scrunchy Faces"&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://www.chelseabarraco.com/post/20032076030</link><guid>http://www.chelseabarraco.com/post/20032076030</guid><pubDate>Tue, 27 Mar 2012 19:29:11 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>“Meditative Rose”</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0uo5bJ7Kh1qzapd2o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;“Meditative Rose”&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.chelseabarraco.com/post/19265262872</link><guid>http://www.chelseabarraco.com/post/19265262872</guid><pubDate>Tue, 13 Mar 2012 21:00:47 -0400</pubDate><category>Dali</category></item><item><title>Creme de Lys Chardonnay
+Lana Del Rey “Born To Die”...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0unpa2UUj1qzapd2o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Creme de Lys Chardonnay&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;+Lana Del Rey “Born To Die” Debut Album&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Alt.:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Fiona Apple Pandora station&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;(Nothing Profound)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.chelseabarraco.com/post/19264634627</link><guid>http://www.chelseabarraco.com/post/19264634627</guid><pubDate>Tue, 13 Mar 2012 20:51:09 -0400</pubDate><category>Nothing Profound</category></item><item><title>And this broad is rich why?</title><description>&lt;p&gt;This is Ke$ha. Even after millions of morons have bought her horrible music she doesn&amp;#8217;t have enough money to clean this bag of ass she calls a body up?&lt;img height="838" src="http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/03/15/article-0-0B2F2FA700000578-449_634x838.jpg" width="634"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.chelseabarraco.com/post/19263518707</link><guid>http://www.chelseabarraco.com/post/19263518707</guid><pubDate>Tue, 13 Mar 2012 20:34:27 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Because variety is the spice of life.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0umv4m0RU1qzapd2o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Because variety is the spice of life.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.chelseabarraco.com/post/19263430691</link><guid>http://www.chelseabarraco.com/post/19263430691</guid><pubDate>Tue, 13 Mar 2012 20:33:04 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0umnk7snU1qzapd2o1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://www.chelseabarraco.com/post/19263132218</link><guid>http://www.chelseabarraco.com/post/19263132218</guid><pubDate>Tue, 13 Mar 2012 20:28:32 -0400</pubDate></item><item><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://assets.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player_black.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/19262981849/tumblr_m0umjov8M51qzapd2&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best" wmode="opaque"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="Lana" height="350" src="http://estilo-tendances.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Lana-Del-Rey-estilotendances2.jpg" width="350"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.chelseabarraco.com/post/19262981849</link><guid>http://www.chelseabarraco.com/post/19262981849</guid><pubDate>Tue, 13 Mar 2012 20:26:12 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>We all knew you were an asshole, but you had to go and take the Crown of Asshole</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="Just die already, you awful fat, junkie, sack of shit" height="275" src="http://cdn.newsone.com/files/2008/10/rushcigar.jpg" width="315"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I&amp;#8217;ve never listened to his show. Didn&amp;#8217;t have to. A media whore like Rush Limbaugh manages to rape and pillage his way into our ear canals despite our best efforts to hold him at bay. If you have any kind of access to news you know what he said. If you have any kind of conscience/rational thought you know it was wrong/off-base/batshit crazy. And finally, by the grace of what-I don&amp;#8217;tfuckingknow some of the people paying the bills are pulling the plug. American Advertisers, I am fine with you lying about your products-(it is your job), but knowing and recognizing the people buying them and keeping you in business is crucial. Drop this asshole like a used Summer&amp;#8217;s Eve feminine hygiene towelette and upgrade us to whatever the newer, &amp;#8220;more efficient&amp;#8221;, &amp;#8220;better scent&amp;#8221;, &amp;#8220;less irritation&amp;#8221; douche of the decade is.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://mediamatters.org/blog/201203130006" title="Finally someone has to pay for what they say" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;a href="http://mediamatters.org/blog/201203130006" target="_blank"&gt;http://mediamatters.org/blog/201203130006&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://video.msnbc.msn.com/the-last-word/46713460/" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;a href="http://video.msnbc.msn.com/the-last-word/46713460/" target="_blank"&gt;http://video.msnbc.msn.com/the-last-word/46713460/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/christine-bronstein/rush-limbaugh_b_1335991.html" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/christine-bronstein/rush-limbaugh_b_1335991.html" target="_blank"&gt;http://www.huffingtonpost.com/christine-bronstein/rush-limbaugh_b_1335991.html&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.chelseabarraco.com/post/19262404054</link><guid>http://www.chelseabarraco.com/post/19262404054</guid><pubDate>Tue, 13 Mar 2012 20:17:17 -0400</pubDate><category>misogyny</category><category>politics</category><category>advertising</category></item><item><title>Aww, your whole campaign is bullshit- and here are facts to prove it.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.dailykos.com/story/2012/02/22/1067475/-Santorum-you-idiot-teen-pregnancy-and-abortions-are-lowest-in-decades" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.dailykos.com/story/2012/02/22/1067475/-Santorum-you-idiot-teen-pregnancy-and-abortions-are-lowest-in-decades" target="_blank"&gt;http://www.dailykos.com/story/2012/02/22/1067475/-Santorum-you-idiot-teen-pregnancy-and-abortions-are-lowest-in-decades&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&amp;#8220;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;Researchers at the Guttmacher Institute, a sexual and reproductive health think tank, say the pregnancy rate among teens is down 42%, from 116.9 pregnancies per 1,000 women in 1990, to 67.8 pregnancies per 1,000 women in 2008. This means about 7% of young women between the ages of 15 to 19 became pregnant in the United States in 2008.&amp;#8221; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.chelseabarraco.com/post/19261436867</link><guid>http://www.chelseabarraco.com/post/19261436867</guid><pubDate>Tue, 13 Mar 2012 20:02:17 -0400</pubDate><category>SantorumSays</category><category>bullshit</category><category>politics</category></item><item><title>That being said, here's some more Santorum bullshit</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.theonion.com/articles/rick-santorum-relieved-no-one-has-asked-him-about,27630/"&gt;That being said, here's some more Santorum bullshit&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://www.chelseabarraco.com/post/19261249183</link><guid>http://www.chelseabarraco.com/post/19261249183</guid><pubDate>Tue, 13 Mar 2012 19:59:19 -0400</pubDate><category>funny</category><category>SantorumSays</category></item></channel></rss>

